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Seriously, do you really want me to share with real life people and family that i just finished reading chapter three of “Elsanna Rated M Smut Oneshots Part 1”

Geometry: skating babies on jelly skates

Update for Geometry! I briefly tried to write a chapter introducing Kristoff, before getting half way through and remembering that actually, I still have zero interest in Kristoff… maybe I’ll try again another time. For now you get a chapter with our two favourite dorks. ;) Here’s the FF page.

skating babies on jelly skates

A heatwave- that’s what the weatherman predicted. Smiled his perfectly bleached incisors and said, “It’s going to be hot as hell!”

In the fish-bowl of the apartment, Elsa felt like an insect under the magnifying glass. Sat at the kitchen counter poring over her English homework, she gnawed on the end of her pencil, unsticking her t-shirt from her gummy skin.

"It’s no good. I can’t concentrate," she said, slumping against the counter, forehead pressed to the cool granite work surface.

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Artist: ironriots

In the beginning,
all girls were Princesses…
…in the end,
all girls are like the Rose Bride

"To laugh is to risk appearing a fool.
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
To reach out to another is to risk involvement.
To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self.
To place your ideas and dreams before a crowd is to risk their loss.
To love is to risk not being loved in return.
To hope is to risk pain.
To try is to risk failure.
But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing."

   — William Arthur Ward (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: wordsnquotes)


There are two nerds from now on, right?
R9kElsa last chap based on

Straight hair Elsanna
Looks pretty good

Sue and Maud from Fingersmith, a Victorian-set lesbian crime novel by the author of Tipping the Velvet.
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