I’m back bitches! The steam fair was awesome. I imbued many, many pints of cider. Real ale ain’t bad either (my favourite was ‘piddle in the hole’). We tried to find the gay nudist beach but were unsuccessful in this endevour, and my brother buried me up to the neck in sand (classic seaside entertainment— burying your sister). A few days after we got there the heavens opened and the ground turned into chocolate pudding so thick it tried to pull your wellies off. But we still had a rockin’ (if a wee bit muddy) time. Really great bands. And, turns out getting wrecked with your friends and going on the fun house is probably the best thing ever.